I don't actually remember the first time i laid my eyes on Malcolm Tyler, it certainly wasn't like when i first met Ryan. You see i had just started a new job and i was trying hard to make a :DD good impression. That was in October 1999, by November 1999 i was totally smitten by him and try to make him :wave: me. He went away for a week then as it was his birthday. December 1999 came and so did the christmas party and i wanted to tell him i :oops: liked him. But he ignored me and i hooked up with someone else. I felt guilty but glad for it. i actually thought for a while he liked me bac. January 2000 came and Malcolm said he had to leave Enfield to go bac to Hertford. i tried to make him stay but he said he wanted to go back and he did. On Valentines day i said him a massive A1 card but he ripped it up and burnt it. My heart was broken. Everyone knew and humilated me further for it. All i did was show my feelings and i was left depressed until May for it. After not seeing him for a while i went to Hertford with my head held high and told him what i thought of him, that was my first part of my revenge and a summer pary i found some 'do not use' tape and stuck it on his back. How funny was that especcially as he had got a new girlfriend by then. By the way Malcolm is not that handsome anyone, lets say he is more ugly than cute!!!!